Hello, my name is Owen and I am a hoarder of pacifiers.

I only knew half of it. They were disappearing but someone was making them disappear.
I went in to get Owen up from one of his naps today and I couldn't find his pacifier that I left him with. I looked all around and decided to move his crib on a whim.
BUSTED!
I found a stash of pacifiers in a little pile between the wall and his crib. Seriously. They were in a pile.

Now I am wondering when this obsessive hoarding began...